1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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