i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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