Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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