carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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