she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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