He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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