Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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