Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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