I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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