ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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