sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Still dying that you shit outside
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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