So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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