its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
The power of my boobs compel you
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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