This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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