How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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