It's like God shit irony all over that family
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
