I just cut my nipple shaving
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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