I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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