And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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