Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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