All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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