But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
