Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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