and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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