dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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