Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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