So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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