Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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