May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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