yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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