After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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