U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
now i know why i became what i already was.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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