Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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