from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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