I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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