Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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