small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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