They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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