I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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