I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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