In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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