i just had sex bonerless
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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