i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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