After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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