stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
They took my balls.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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