I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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