There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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