Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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