Hey man sorry I got all grabby
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
