Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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