Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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