Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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