i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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