He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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