So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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