I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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