i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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