Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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