My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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